So, this 10 day boyfriend thing is pretty damn awesome!!!
Last nights, phone night cap was rather interesting...I was half whispering my words because it was late and I did not want to wake the house, primarily my sister with whom I slept with. We talked about marriage and the possibility of me being married before him. However, we have a standing non-negotiable clause in our friendship that on or before I reach 32, we are to procreate a man child into this world, the old fashion way.
Then we drifted onward towards practicing and perverted thoughts, and at that moment again I wanted to act out Dr. Suess' "Hop on Pop"
Today's discussion goes as follows (in synopsis form):
Him: if you woulda been able to magically read my thoughts...you woulda been like...damn nigga let me breathe lol
Me: i wanted to punch you that night you kept harassing me and then falling back to sleep, then i'd fall asleep and you would start harassing me again
Him: basically i had the andre 3000 skit in my head...minus the sex lol
Me: (thinking to self) what is he doing, go away or go all the way
Me: it's not like we've never done such things in a former life
Him: but im the dummy
Me: its kinda funny though bc i know you're a perv
Him: I know and that should give me more reason to act like one lol. because you knowLast nights, phone night cap was rather interesting...I was half whispering my words because it was late and I did not want to wake the house, primarily my sister with whom I slept with. We talked about marriage and the possibility of me being married before him. However, we have a standing non-negotiable clause in our friendship that on or before I reach 32, we are to procreate a man child into this world, the old fashion way.
Then we drifted onward towards practicing and perverted thoughts, and at that moment again I wanted to act out Dr. Suess' "Hop on Pop"
Today's discussion goes as follows (in synopsis form):
Him: if you woulda been able to magically read my thoughts...you woulda been like...damn nigga let me breathe lol
Me: i wanted to punch you that night you kept harassing me and then falling back to sleep, then i'd fall asleep and you would start harassing me again
Him: basically i had the andre 3000 skit in my head...minus the sex lol
Me: (thinking to self) what is he doing, go away or go all the way
Me: it's not like we've never done such things in a former life
Him: but im the dummy
Me: its kinda funny though bc i know you're a perv
Me: lol yup
Let's see what I can make happen over the next few days... Aoooow!
*plotting*
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