Testimonial: For the mommas who ain't raise them right...smdh

Let me share most recent experience with an "ain't shit niggas in the month of which his momma didn't raise him right". So Mr. DR (very attractive co-worker of mine) likes my other co-worker Queen of Haiti. They flirt regularly and such but nothing has ever gone down. Well Mr. DR takes a liking to me and wants me to meet his "friend" Mr. Half and Half. In him taking this liking he shares with me a little history about his life, only son of 10, pops was a rolling stone, everyone of his sisters are college educated and he isn't, but turned fairly decent. 32 and has 3 kids...that's Mr. DR major downfall. But then he gets back to his boy he sends me a picture of him tells me all his credintials and such, attorney in the DEAs off of the Bronx etc. Mr. Half and Half sounds like a Kool Kat to get to know. (Shouts out the Kappa Sweetheart) anywho so Mr. DR and I ride from one site to another making small talk about work blah blah. My co-worker Danisha is celebrating her bday today and Queen of Haiti and I invite Mr. DR to come out. He's extra hype like word that's what's up for sure I will come through and I will bring my boy too. I say sounds good. Then my third eye kicks in and said check and see if Mr. Half and Half has a fb because Mr. DR doesn't doesn't mean Mr. Half and Half doesn't. Well, not only does he have a fb but its wide open to the public. And this is where Mr. Half and Half falls apart and I never even met the man. He has a beautiful daughter who I see her mother has tagged Mr Half and Half's face to a pleathera of photo's. To my discovery she has the same last name a Mr. DR...hmmm. So I hit Mr. DR up like you have a fb? He says no, I say oh ok your boy does his daughter is beautiful, Mr. DR replies yea man isn't she, that's my niece!! I said I see you two have the same last name is that one of your 9 sisters? She's cute too.

Forreal Mr. DR you trying to hook me up with sister baby daddy!!!!!

THIS IS THE YEAR OF AINT SH*T N*GGAS!!

Hope this was entertaining to you as it was for me.

Ciao!